Jake Gyllenhaal + bathroom = good time!

Blogs were buzzing this morning over Jake Gyllenhaal's incident in a bathroom at SXSW. Apparently as Jake was standing at a urinal (swoon) some guy attempted to take a photo of his penis (oh my lord) and when Jake caught him he "grabbed the guy mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like 'are we really gonna do this right now?'".
Now, I don't know about you, but that sounds like a dream come true! How may fantasies have included Jake Gyllenhaal throwing you up against the bathroom wall and saying 'are we really gonna do this right now?'. Gets my blood pumping just thinking about it! I was wondering if he shook, and put little Jake back in his pants and zipped up before he threw the guy against the wall.
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HollywoodNews.com